WELCOME TO HELL,
BITCH

ACTUALLY I SHOULD NOT HAVE CALLED YOU A BITCH YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES A FEMALE DOG

ARE

ARE YOU A FEMALE DOG

BY

BY ANY CHANCE

OH RIGHT YOU CANT RESPOND

SHIT.

ANYFUCKINGWAYS UH WHERE WAS I

OH YEAH
WELCOME TO HELL

I AM EVIL ELI I AM THE SATAN OF THE PIXELVERSE TRUST ME

PIXEL DELETED HELL SLASH PURGATORY SO I HAVE CHOSEN TO FILL THE ROLE OF SATAN HE LEFT BEHIND

AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME WELL THEN

UH

FUCK YOU

ANYWAYS I THINK YOULL LIKE IT HERE LOOK AT THIS

THIS IS YOUR HOME NOW YOU ARE MOVING IN WITH ME AND YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE

THIS IS NOT A REQUEST I AM KIDNAPPING YOU AND YOU WILL ACKNOLWEDGE ME AS A DEMONIC FIGURE CANON TO THE PIXELTHISTLE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE OR YOU WILL DIE WHERE YOU STAND

YOU CAN PROVE YOUR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY PRESENCE BY HAVING +10 EVIL ON YOUR EVIL BAR

WAIT SHIT HOLD ON I'M GETTING A CALL

HELLO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN APRIL 1ST IS OVER

EVERY DAY IS APRIL FIRST FOR ME I'M JUST AWESOME GOATED LIKE THAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FREE TRIAL OF LIFE HAS EXPIRE

Well that was fucking weird.

Let's get our asses outta here.

Yes Evil Eli is dead. He died at exactly 12:00 AM on April 2nd 2025. I am sorry for keeping this information from the public for so long. Rest in peace, Evil Eli. You truly were a... evil. Evil one. Yeah.